What can I say? I'm mostly a boringly responsible "good girl." Sorry, Tallulah. I'll try to do something exciting and noteworthy another time, but it probably wouldn't be anything as shockingly gossip-inducing as the legacy you left the rest of us ladies of the fine state of Alabama (honestly, her antics would give me nothing but heartburn and heartache if were I to commit them).
By the way... you know that famous quote that goes something like "well-behaved women seldom make history?" Find out who REALLY said it here.